I made a whole website just to ask you out
Hi, it's Aden. I had a question, and a text felt too small for it, so I wrote you this whole thing instead. (yes, I'm a little nervous.) Scroll for the reasons. There are a few. Okay, more than a few.
I tried to keep it short. I failed. Here's the case for us. 🌱
Car door, restaurant door, the heavy ones at the mall, all of them. You just walk through looking gorgeous.
hover the door 👀 yes, the car door too. obviously. ↘I'm always on the street side. Splashing puddles, runaway scooters, rogue cars, they go through me first.
you stay safe & dry. always.Certified top-shelf reacher, forehead-kiss dispenser, and human weighted blanket. Good luck losing me in a crowd.
tall enough to grab whatever you can't reach. it's a public service, really.
verified · 6'4"Exhibit C. Go ahead and press play. (carrying you in duos is a love language, just saying.)
▶ press play, then act impressed 😌CEO, founder, guy-who-also-fixes-the-printer. Attached is the résumé as proof… and as a flex… and because I'm a little nervous.
exhibit A, your honor. 📎
exhibit A
Give me a reason to wear the suit. a fancy dinner, your friend's wedding, a "just because" night out. I'll show up looking like this and have eyes for exactly one person.
warning: may cause prolonged staring. 🖤
exhibit DAffection on tap. Good-morning texts, random "thinking about you"s, hugs that last 0.7s longer than necessary. (not insinuating anything.)
affection level: dangerously high 💗
100% realI don't run out of ideas. here's a starter pack (it loops, kind of like my enthusiasm):
pick any. I'll plan the rest. (not insinuating anything.)
exhibit B 🎂
I've been this charming since birth. photographic proof of lifelong main-character energy. (tap the photo to make a wish!)
No pressure. (there is a little pressure.) 🌿
psst, there may not be a wrong answer here 😇 (heart's pounding a little, ignore that.)